Imagine my confusion when I saw this article summary in my inbox this morning: “Official Leaves NEA After Suggestions That He Used Agency To Further Obama Agenda.”

Uhhh, I thought to myself, the NEA has given 93% of its $30 million in federal political contributions since 1990 to Democrats, so wouldn’t somebody there get fired for NOT furthering the president’s agenda?

It turns out, there’s some other NEA that does something else. Phew! Apocalypse not on horzion after all.